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Store Policies

Welcome is a place abitabite makes all the those parts that your mother said you shouldn’t talk about out of felt. Then she sticks pins in them.

And you can too!

These are not the pin cushions your granny used!

My preferred method of payment is Paypal. I do however also accept payments in cadburys, lollies and sweets. You need to contact me for those sort of arrangements though!

I ask that payments be made within 3 days of the purchase.

I usually ship within 48 hours of receipt of payment.

Custom orders are shipped when the buyer approves the item is correctly made to order.

The item(s) will be shipped to your paypal address unless informed otherwise. Please check that this is the right address!

I ship USPS First Class with delivery confirmation for the plushies.

Refunds and Exchanges
Should an item arrive and it is not what you expected, or you think I have screwed up, please let me know within a week or receipt. Your satisfaction is important to me!

I am more than happy to send a prick cushion as a gift. I do require the buyers name be included in the gift, so the giftee knows what kinda crazy friends (and not weirdo stalkers) they have!

My Customer Kudos page is my favourite part of If you love your Prick Cushion, please send in a picture to add to the fun!